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Monday, January 17, 2005

Subversive Dating Advice from MSNBC?


Here's a not-so-smart quote from hotmail.com. It's from an article about 8 great first dates. Truth be told, they weren't bad: Art galleries, miniature golf, a shooting range, etc. My fave, however, was number 8.

8. Be subversive
Crash a party, sneak into a movie theatre or put up protest posters. "I'm a bit of a daredevil," admits Alton of Chicago. "I like to do wild, but harmless things on a first date as a way to test her mettle. After all, if she doesn't dig it, she won't be a good partner for me." One caution — try not to get arrested. Not only will it besmirch your reputation, but if you're a heterosexual couple, they'll put you in separate cells cutting down on the chance to get to know each other better.

Alton might be a dick, but it's not a bad idea.